Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" ... A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead possums. The flight attendant stops her and says, "I'm sorry, ma'am, there's only one carrion allowed per passenger." APRIL FOOL! The preceding passage wasn't your real horoscope, but rather a Zen koan designed to scramble your brain so that you'd be receptive to your real horoscope, which goes as follows: Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They were cold, so they lit a fire right there. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
That's from the Free Will Astrology horoscope for Pisces for the week of March 29, 2007. How does Rob Brezsny always have exactly the right words to express where I am?
I didn't need a koan to scramble my brains, however. They were already there. I'm receptive, I'm receptive. *impatient stare* Now let's get on with it.
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Kitty, your comment at the end of your post expresses how I've been feeling. As this process gets more intense I find myself saying, "Let's get on with the show!"
Posted by: Lewis King | Friday, March 30, 2007 at 07:22 AM